Total Medals Earned: 124 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,115 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/95 points)
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (75/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Bully the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/155 points)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (45/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Touch 300 flowers.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/75 points)
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle